The head image of a girl who is leaving in 2024 quickly
1、 A boy mustered up the courage to confess his feelings to a girl. The girl said, "After class tomorrow, go outside the school gate and turn right at the fourth intersection. I'll tell you the answer." The next day, the boy dressed up carefully and went there excitedly. After coming back, my buddy kept asking about the result, and the boy said disappointedly, "That's a dead end
2、 Q: How to praise girls with dark skin? Answer: At first glance, you are not a shallow person!
3、 The boy hugged the girl from behind and whispered in her ear, "I want to taste your lipstick." The girl couldn't bear to refuse and trembled as she took out her lipstick from her bag and handed it to him, "Take a small bite. The one you're using today is quite expensive
4、 Nowadays, boys are all too bad, whiter than girls, taller than girls, prettier than girls, and even competing with girls for boyfriends!!!
5、 It's not about hugging, kissing, changing a couple's online name, changing a couple's profile picture, it's a couple. A true couple is someone who has experienced many hardships together and still loves you.
6、 No one likes a girl who is very good, don't always waste your emotions. If you like her, hold her tightly, if you don't like her, give up. If someone treats you well, repay them. If someone treats you badly, don't hold a grudge, just avoid them.
7、 When she was in college, there was a woman who praised her mother for being very beautiful. She was a flower in the village and talked about it all day long. One day, a male classmate couldn't help but say, 'Sister, isn't your father particularly ugly?'? Mei Zhi said, "How do you know? Anyway, it doesn't look good. The male classmate said, 'At first glance, you look like your father...'
8、 In my four years of college, I have never had a girl ask me for directions. Today was my first time driving a BMW back to my home school to do something, but within a short while, four or five girls came to ask for directions. My appearance was stunning
9、 I have been secretly in love with a girl for a long time. Today, I invited her out to watch a movie and found that she didn't bring any money. Fortunately, as usual, she didn't show up for the appointment
10、 Girls who love to cry don't need any reason at all, sometimes they just cry to show you.
11、 Some people can use selfies as avatars, while others can only use selfies as emojis.
12、 Every girl needs a good friend to make her laugh when she feels she can no longer be happy.
Thirteen, it is said that there is a regret after graduation that I have never been to a girls' dormitory
14、 Boy: I want to pluck the stars for you, the moon for you, the sun for you, I'll give you everything you want. Girl: Show me your phone. Boy: No way!
15、 Other little girls don't understand anything. You say she's innocent and cute, but I don't understand anything. You say I'm from the countryside.
16、 One day while walking with a classmate, I saw a woman carrying a rabbit. My classmate asked me, 'Do you know why girls like to keep rabbits?'? Me: I don't know, why is that? The classmate gave a lewd smile and said, 'So they can openly buy carrots.'.
17、 Girls would rather be a handsome and wealthy backup than accept your behavior, which ensures human progress genetically.
18、 In fact, what girls are most afraid of is that they have devoted their emotions to you, shared all their secrets, and become dependent on you, but you have left without looking back. Habits are even more terrifying than deep love.
19、 When dating, one should always let their boyfriend cook, wash dishes, do laundry, and earn money. Girls work harder, responsible for eating, drinking, and buying.
20、 Before, he said it didn't matter if he didn't know how to do housework. I married a wife, not a nanny. Later, he said, 'You can't do anything. Why would I marry you back home?'? Before, he said, if you don't want to work, just stay at home and I'll support you. Later, he said, 'If you eat and drink from me, what other reason do you have to argue with me?'? Some people say that love is like fishing, once you're hooked, there's no need to waste bait. Girls are most afraid of this.
