Couple avatar | I hope they can find their lost selves in the ocean of knowledge!

Published By:anonymous Posted On:08/10/2023

1、 Yesterday, a couple came over and asked me how to get to the hotel. Without hesitation, I pointed them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find their lost selves in the ocean of knowledge!

一、昨天有一对情侣过来问我去酒店怎么走,我毫不犹豫地给他们指了去新华书店的方向,希望他们能在知识的海洋中找回迷失的自己!

2、 Without a house and so ugly, how could you have the courage to go on a blind date. The guy said, 'I don't have one. My playmate has one, he's handsome, and he has two cars.'. The girl said, 'Okay!'! Quickly introduce it to me. The young man took out the chess behind him and said, 'Here you are. There are not enough left in my family, and there are still many left in my supermarket.'.

二、没房、还这么丑,你哪来的勇气相亲。小伙说:我没有,我的玩伴有,又帅,而且有两台车。姑娘说:好啊!快点介绍给我。小伙把身后象棋拿出来说道:给你,不够我家里还有,我家超市还有很多。

3、 I met a young couple arguing and the man said, 'I'm so kind to you, I wish I could give you all the delicious food. What about you?'? I wish I could finish all the delicious food.

三、路遇一对小情侣在吵架,男说:我对你这么好,恨不得把所有好吃的都给你,你呢?恨不得把所有好吃的都吃完。

4、 The most painful thing in the world is not when you are at the end of the earth and I am at the cape of the sea, but when I once held each other tightly, now I have to let go; The furthest distance in the world is not when we fall in love but cannot be together, but when I gaze deeply at you, you turn your back to me and gaze at him.

四、世上最痛苦的事情,不是你在天涯我在海角,而是明明曾经紧紧相拥,如今却不得不松手;世上最遥远的距离,不是明明相爱却不能在一起,而是我一往情深的注视着你,你却背对着我注视着他。

5、 I saw many couples dating for many years without getting married. Today, when I came home for dinner, my mind twitched and I asked my dad: Did my mom keep urging you to get married when you were dating my mom? Dad: Of course not your mother, it's you unlucky child

五、看到很多情侣拍拖很多年都没结婚,今天回家吃饭的时间,脑子一抽我就问了我爸一句:当时您和我老妈拍拖,是不是老妈一直催着你结婚的呀?老爸:当然不是你妈,是你这个倒霉孩子……

6、 The current Double Eleven is really a triple blow for single dogs: even if you're single, even if you don't have money, the holiday tailored for yourself has become a shopping festival for couples.

六、现在的双十一对于单身狗来说真是三重打击:单身就算了,没钱也算了,明明为自己量身定做的节日却变成了情侣们的购物节。

7、 Brother, when we come back from a blind date, how about I ask the other party? Dude: To have a figure, to have a face, to have a face, whatever you want... just didn't ask for my phone number.

七、哥们儿相亲回来,我问对方咋样?哥们儿:要身材有身材,要脸蛋有脸蛋,总之要啥有啥……就是没要我电话。

8、 You will always meet someone who is just right for you. You don't have to compromise to be spoiled, fall in love, and have a tacit understanding. You have to wait—— Coincidentally

八、你总会遇到一个人,恰如其分的适合你,不用刻意迁就就可以任性撒娇,相爱并且默契,你要等。——《恰好》

9、 A person's cultivation is not when they are calm, but when they are restless and restless; A person's rationality is not when the wind is calm, but when the voices are noisy; A person's compassion is not when they are condescending, but when they speak lightly; Respect between couples is not when there is leisure or leisure, but when there is a disagreement in opinions.

九、一个人的涵养,不在心平气和时,而是心浮气燥时;一个人的理性,不在风平浪静时,而是众声喧哗时;一个人的慈悲,不在居高临下时,而是人微言轻时;情侣间的尊重,不是闲情逸致时,而是观点相左时。

10、 Last night, I didn't come back until after playing with my friends at around 11 o'clock. I saw a familiar figure far away, and when I got closer, I realized it was my wife who was waiting for me at the door. I couldn't help feeling hot in my heart, but the stick in her hand made me feel a bit embarrassed. I proved a truth through practical actions: hitting is kissing, cursing is love, not hitting is cursing is not loving... My wife really loves me!

十、昨天晚上和朋友玩到11点多才回来,老远处就看见了一个熟悉的身影,走近了才看清楚那是我老婆,竟然在家门口等着我。不由得心头一热,只是她手里的棍子让我有点尴尬,我用实际行动证明了一个道理:打是亲,骂是爱,不打不骂不相爱……我老婆真的是很爱我啊!

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